Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?
Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.
What I want my ships to do:
- buy a kitten or a puppy or a turtle
- snuggle in a big blanket
- hold hands
- nibble on wristbones
- whisper into necks
- be lazy
- buy food
- feed each other gummy worms
- laugh a lot
- laugh more
- get really happy
- eat hearty breakfasts like sausage and pancakes with syrup
- argue over which avenger is the hottest
- make scrapbooks
- visit family
- sing really loud in the car
mattirwinlondon: tbt these two monkeys 🙈🙊
i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before
This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.
but its funny how we hate ourselves but then we see other people hating themselves and we’re like nO NO DONT DO THAT NO